Sunday, January 15, 2006

Leviticus Lawbreaker #3

The group of lawbreakers expands a lot today with the addition of the members of the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Indianapolis Colts, the Chicago Bears and the Carolina Panthers. They all joined our group by playing football today (you may not touch the skin of a dead pig).

Ok, maybe I'm just bitter that the Chicago Bears were playing and the Green Bay Packers were not, but it is in the list of rules in Leviticus.

So to recap:

Leviticus Lawbreaker #1 - Me, for eating scallops

Leviticus Lawbreaker #2 - Mikhail Gorbachev for having a blemish on his head and setting foot in a church with said blemish.

Leviticus Lawbreaker(s) #3 - The Pittsburgh Steelers, the Indianapolis Colts, the Chicago Bears, and the Carolina Panthers, for playing football.

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