Leviticus Lawbreaker #4
Leviticus Lawbreaker #4 is Vice President Dick Cheney. (Come on, what were the chances he wasn't going to be on this list?) The particular offense I am using happened in June of 2004 on the floor of the U.S. Senate when he told Senator Patrick Leahy what he could do with himself after he dared to bring up some questions about Haliburton. Chapter 19 of Leviticus says we are not allowed to curse so the VP joins the list of Leviticus Lawbreakers.
So to recap:Leviticus Lawbreaker #1 - Me, for eating scallops
Leviticus Lawbreaker #2 - Mikhail Gorbachev for having a blemish on his head and setting foot in a church with said blemish.
Leviticus Lawbreaker(s) #3 - The Pittsburgh Steelers, the Indianapolis Colts, the Chicago Bears, and the Carolina Panthers, for playing football.
Leviticus Lawbreaker #4 - Vice President Dick Cheney for cursing.
Note- Not sure what this is? Go to the January archives and check out the post for January 10th called Leviticus Laws.
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