Super Bucher to the rescue

Paul Bucher, Republican candidate for Attorney General, has a plan to help control crime in Milwaukee that is so simple it makes you wonder why no one else has thought of it. According to an interview in the Wisconsin State Journal today, if elected Attorney General, he is going to - get ready - spend more time there.

Why hasn't anyone thought to send Super Bucher there yet?

Yes, Bucher's simple presence in a Milwaukee Attorney General office is sure to strike fear in the hearts of every criminal in Milwaukee. A criminal will spot Bucher approaching the city and the cry will go out, "Bucher is coming, Bucher is coming" and peace will fall on the city. What criminal would even dare step into the street when Paul Bucher is in an office?

I'm surprised there is crime in Milwaukee at all right now with Super Bucher's office so close in Waukesha County.

Will someone please just give the guy a cape so he can live out his Superman fantasies in the privacy of his own home?