Someone alert Jerry Falwell

Someone should alert Jerry Falwell that the Teletubbies are really doing their level best today to corrupt children. Tinky Winky, the Teletubby Falwell claims is gay because he carries a bag and is purple, had a pink ballerina skirt on today. Oh wait, all of the Teletubbies have taken turns putting the skirt on! Will he claim they are all gay now? How you get male or female from the things in that picture is beyond me. Of course if we decided to label every child that carried a purse or dressed in clothes not 'typical' of their gender as gay, we wouldn't be having a debate on an amendment to ban gay marriage and civil unions since almost everyone would be gay under that definition.
-Photo from BBC